Comebacks for "who asked" and "did i ask"
"Who asked" is the lowest-effort insult on the internet, which makes it easy to beat. It only works if you act like it hurt, so the best comebacks are calm, funny or completely unbothered.
Try one below, or upload the chat to SpicyReplies to get a comeback that matches what they said.
Funny comebacks
- you did, you are still reading it
- nobody asked, but you stayed for the whole thing
- i do not need a request to be right
- the fact that you replied means someone did
Calm comebacks
- you did not have to read it
- okay, noted
- good thing i did not write it for you
Savage comebacks
- and yet here you are, still commenting
- imagine caring enough to ask who asked
- i did not, and still you could not resist
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How to answer "who asked"
- Do not defend yourself. A defensive answer proves it landed.
- Point out that they read it. It is the funniest and most accurate reply.
- Keep it to one line and then stop replying.
- If it is a friend joking, play along with a light roast back.
Frequently asked questions
What do you say when someone says "who asked"?
A calm, short answer works best: "you did, you are still reading it". It turns the insult into a joke at their expense.
What is a funny reply to "did i ask"?
"No, but you stayed for the whole thing" is a classic. It is light, true and hard to argue with.