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How to reply to "how are you" over text

"How are you" is a soft opener, and "good, you?" is the fastest way to end it. The trick is to answer in one line that has a little personality, then hand him something to pick up.

Choose a reply below, or upload the chat to SpicyReplies to get one that fits how well you know them.

Flirty replies to "how are you"

  • better now that you texted, how are you doing
  • i was having an average day, you just upgraded it
  • i am good, i was hoping you would text, what are you up to
  • doing great, and a little curious why you are asking

Funny replies

  • alive, caffeinated and mildly confused, so a normal day, you
  • living the dream, the dream is a nap, how about you
  • surviving, thriving and also snacking, what is new with you

Casual replies that keep it going

  • pretty good, just finished a long week, how about you
  • good, i finally watched that show everyone talks about, have you seen it
  • busy but good, tell me something fun that happened to you this week

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How to answer "how are you" well

  • Skip the one-word answer. Add a detail, a joke or a feeling.
  • End with a question that is not "and you?", like "what is the best part of your day so far".
  • Match the tone. A late-night "how are you" from a crush is not the same as one from a coworker.
  • If you are interested, say it a little: "better now that you texted" works.

Frequently asked questions

How do I respond to "how are you" from a guy I like?

Keep it warm and specific: "better now that you texted, how are you?" tells him you are glad he messaged and invites him to continue.

What is a funny reply to "how are you"?

Something exaggerated and short, like "alive and caffeinated, so basically a miracle". It shows personality without much effort.

Can AI reply to "how are you" for me?

Yes. Upload the conversation to SpicyReplies, choose the tone, and it writes a reply that fits.

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