Savage comebacks for when your ex texts you
Your ex texted. Maybe it is a 2am "hey", maybe it is "i miss you", maybe it is them trying to get their hoodie back. Whatever it is, the best reply is short, unbothered and a little bit savage.
Here are comebacks for the most common ex texts. For something custom, screenshot their message and upload it to SpicyReplies in roast mode. The AI reads what they said and writes the perfect closing line.
When your ex says "i miss you"
- that sounds like a you problem
- i miss who i was before i met you, so we are even
- cute, i do not
- you miss me or you miss being treated well
- noted, anyway
- you had a whole relationship to miss me in
When your ex texts "hey" or "wyd"
- living my best life, thanks for checking
- wyd is not a personality, try a better apology
- hey, did the rebound not work out
- i am busy being the one that got away
- thriving. next question
- sorry, i do not reply to reruns
When your ex tries something else
- "can we talk"we did, for 2 years, you were not listening
- "i have changed"new haircut does not count
- "you will never find someone like me"that was the goal
- "i want my hoodie back"it is my sleep hoodie now, finders keepers
- "do you ever think about us"only when i need a laugh
- "i saw you moved on fast"i did not move on fast, i moved on correctly
Want one written for your exact chat?
Lists are a start, but the lines that land are the ones about the actual conversation. Upload a screenshot, a photo, or describe the situation, and SpicyReplies writes one reply built around it. Works with WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram, Snapchat, Tinder, Hinge, Bumble and Discord.
- Pick roast mode.
- Upload the chat screenshot or photo, or describe what happened.
- Get a short reply you can copy and send in seconds.
How to reply to your ex
- Short is savage. The less effort your reply shows, the more it says.
- Stay unbothered. Anger shows they still affect you. Calm humour shows they do not.
- Do not start a conversation you do not want to have. One comeback, then silence.
- Sometimes no reply is the best reply. But if you are going to reply, make it count.
Frequently asked questions
What should I reply when my ex says they miss me?
If you are not getting back together, keep it short and final, like "that sounds like a you problem". It closes the door without starting a fight.
Should I roast my ex?
Only if it ends the conversation, not starts one. A single unbothered comeback works better than a long argument.
Can AI write a comeback for my ex’s text?
Yes. Screenshot the message, upload it to SpicyReplies in roast mode, and get a savage but classy reply in seconds.